Orientated

For the last bloody time, THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS 'ORIENTATED'.

It's 'oriented'. 'Orientated' is a false back-formation from the noun form, 'orientation'.

So please, orient yourselves accordingly.

Oh, oh, oh - and 'alot' is actually TWO WORDS: 'a' and 'lot'.

I could also go on about how 'alright' is in fact two words too: 'all' and 'right' - but I think I've long since lost that battle.