America's Ketchup

There is no hope for humanity. This was a sponsored link in my Gmail today:

'You don’t support Democrats.

'Why should your ketchup?

'W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA.

'A portion of every sale is donated to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships for the children of active duty service members killed in the line of duty.

'W Ketchup is America’s Ketchup™'

I suppose the cheap joke here would be that you should put it on your freedom fries.